You have just found your way into that which is Krunch. Please keep your arms inside the vehicle at all times, and your tray tables in the upright and locked position.

(What you really wanted to know about SirK,
but never had the balls to inquire...)

(Where did this kooky kid get his weird-ass looks)

(The ugly people come out to play...and drink...
and f**k each other senseless!)

(Hey, I get bored too, ya know...)

(I'm forcing my evil ways on you)

Introducing the 2001 Big Ten Men's AND Women's Basketball
champions... the IOWA HAWKEYES

(If you're really bored, write me.  Hell, I might even answer.)

(Just a few things I had laying around)

This page was concieved:  April 4th, 1998
Page last updated: July 4, 2006
(Cleaned up more stuff on the Wheel Of Fortune page. You know, one of these days I'd love to make good on the promise to search around at Lowe's and fix that poor thing up!)